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A hillbilly was married happily with his wife, but decided to get a divorce

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A hillbilly was married happily with his wife, until one day he rushed into a divorce lawyer office.

One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: ‘Have you any grounds?’

‘Yes, an acre and half and a nice little home.’

‘No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?’

‘It’s made o’ concrete.’

‘I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?’

‘No, we have a carport.’

‘I mean what are your relations like? All my relations still in Louisiana.’

‘Is there any infidelity in your marriage?’

‘We have a hi-fidelity stereo and a good DVD player.’

‘Does your wife beat you up? No, I always get up before her.’

‘Is your wife a nagger?’

‘No, but the baby is, that’s why I want the divorce.’

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