A hillbilly was married happily with his wife, until one day he rushed into a divorce lawyer office.
One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: ‘Have you any grounds?’
‘Yes, an acre and half and a nice little home.’
‘No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?’
‘It’s made o’ concrete.’
‘I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?’
‘No, we have a carport.’
‘I mean what are your relations like? All my relations still in Louisiana.’
‘Is there any infidelity in your marriage?’
‘We have a hi-fidelity stereo and a good DVD player.’
‘Does your wife beat you up? No, I always get up before her.’
‘Is your wife a nagger?’
‘No, but the baby is, that’s why I want the divorce.’