Firefox is like that freaky chick that lets you do anything in bed, but has a lot of baggage that just weighs you down. Often you’re caught considering those pros vs cons when evaluating staying with her.
Chrome is the chick that’s half your age, is full of young spunky attitude, is just as freaky as Firefox but also has as much baggage, only this one hides that fact better.
Opera is a really great gal, she’s a certified MILF but is very set in her ways. You do things her way, or no way.
Internet Explorer is like that woman pushing 40 who was a totally hot babe back in the day, but that can’t accept her aging looks with grace. She still tries to stay relevant with the younger generation, out all night and asleep all day, when it might be better to just kick back a little instead.
Edge is Internet Explorer’s super hot and sexy daughter, reminiscent of her mom back in the day, but her beauty is generic and superficial. There’s not much depth to her character.