A man walks into a pet shelter, looking for a dog. He asks the worker for an interesting dog.
“Well, we have this attack dog owned by Stephen Curry, who named him after himself. Watch this: Stephen Curry! The rag!”
The dog ripped apart the rag he was holding.
“Stephen Curry! My pants!”
The dog ripped off the worker’s pants.
“I’ll take it!” said the man.
When the man arrived home and met his husband, he told him: “Hey sweetie, I got a dog owned by Stephen Curry!”
“Ha! Stephen Curry my ass!”