Man in restaurant sees extremely attractive woman sitting alone so he decides to send her a nice bottle of wine.
The waiter brings it and the lady looks at the bottle for a moment and sends a message back to the man.
It reads: ‘For me to accept this bottle of wine you must have a Mercedes in your garage, a few million dollars in your bank, and seven inches in your pants.’
He reads the message, laughs, and sends back one of his own: ‘Just send it back. I have a Ferrari, Mercedes, and a Corvette. I have twenty million in the bank and a house in Aspen, LA, and Miami.
But I will NEVER cut three inches off for any woman.