A man stands up in court to hear his sentence.
Judge: “For killing you wife with a hammer…”
A man in the crowd: “You sick bastard!”
The judge continues: “… and for killing your mother-in-law with a hammer…”
The man in the crowd again: “You sick bastard!”
Judge: “Sir, I know this is a heinous crime, but I am going to have to ask you to be quiet or else you will be expelled from this court room.”
Man: “You sick bastard! When I asked you if I could borrow your hammer you said you didn’t have one!”