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Man Was Waiting For His Sentence In Court

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A man stands up in court to hear his sentence.

Judge: “For killing you wife with a hammer…”

A man in the crowd: “You sick bastard!”

The judge continues: “… and for killing your mother-in-law with a hammer…”

The man in the crowd again: “You sick bastard!”

Judge: “Sir, I know this is a heinous crime, but I am going to have to ask you to be quiet or else you will be expelled from this court room.”

Man: “You sick bastard! When I asked you if I could borrow your hammer you said you didn’t have one!”

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