A man goes to heaven, but the first thing he noticed was a wall covered in clocks.
He asks an angel “What are those clocks for?”
“Each clocks shows represents each human on Earth. Every time they lie, the clock goes a head by one minute. For example, this is the Pope’s clock, it has never moved, meaning never in his life has he lied.”
The angel goes on. “This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. It’s only moved twice, meaning Lincoln only lied twice!”
The man asks “Is there clocks for other politicians?”
The angel says “Clocks of other politicians? We use those as ceiling fans for the offices.”