A skinny little white guy walks into an elevator.
He looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 15 inch pe*is, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”
The white guy faints and falls to the floor.
The black guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, “What’s wrong with you?”
In a weak voice the white guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me? ”
The black guy says, “I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 15 inch pe*is, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.”
The white guy says, “oh thank God, I thought you said turn around.”