A Italian, Frenchman and Estonian gentlemen are drinking in a bar arguing who’s the best lover.
The Italian goes: “Last night I made love to my woman for 2 hours, she kept screaming for 5 minutes when I was done!”
The Frenchman smirks at that and goes: “That’s nothing, last night I made love to my partner for 8 hours, she screamed for an hour after it!”
The Estonian looks at the other two, wipes beer foam from his mouth and says: “You guys really do not know what you are doing in bed, do you? Last night I made love to my wife for 2 minutes and cleaned myself in the curtains. She is still screaming!”