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Two Nuns In Rural Romania Run Into A Vampire

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Two nuns are driving down a dark, winding road in rural Romania when they turn a corner to see a vampire hovering over what appears to be a body in the middle of the road.

It looks up and hisses as the headlights illuminate blood-covered fangs.

Sister Mary looks at Sister Elizabeth and says, “What should I do?”

Sister Elizabeth answers, “Show him your cross!”

So Sister Mary leans out of the window and yells, “Get the fu?k out of the road you pointy-toothed bastard, or I’ll run your ass over!”

Then she leans back into the vehicle and says, “I hope that was cross enough.”

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