Two nuns are driving down a dark, winding road in rural Romania when they turn a corner to see a vampire hovering over what appears to be a body in the middle of the road.
It looks up and hisses as the headlights illuminate blood-covered fangs.
Sister Mary looks at Sister Elizabeth and says, “What should I do?”
Sister Elizabeth answers, “Show him your cross!”
So Sister Mary leans out of the window and yells, “Get the fu?k out of the road you pointy-toothed bastard, or I’ll run your ass over!”
Then she leans back into the vehicle and says, “I hope that was cross enough.”