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A wife complained to her husband: “The kitchen faucet has been leaking for a week now and you still haven’t fixed it!”

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A wife complained to her husband: “The kitchen faucet has been leaking for a week now and you still haven’t fixed it!”

“Do I look like a damn plumber?”, the man answered.

The next day the woman complained again: “Some tiles fell down in the bathroom, aren’t you going to fix them?”

“Do I look like a damn tiler?”, the man answered.

The next day the man came home from work and noticed that the kitchen faucet wasn’t leaking and the tiles in the bathroom were fixed back in place.

He asked his wife and she told him that John from next door came and took care of everything.

“Well, what did he want in return?”, the man asked.

“He wanted either pie or pussy”, the wife answered.

“What kind of pie did you bake him?”

“Do I look like a damn baker!?”

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