A woman goes to the doctor asking if there’s anything he can do about her wrinkles.
Doc: There is a new procedure we can try, it involves putting a little key behind your ear and every time you see a wrinkle appear you turn the key and it tightens and lifts the skin.
Woman: Sounds good I’ll have the surgery.
The woman has the operation and about 6 months later she’s back at the doctors.
Woman: The key works great but I’ve got big bags under my eyes.
Doc: Those aren’t bags they’re your breasts.
Woman: Oh that would also explain my beard then.